| 2004-11-02 10:22:32 426 Go vote! But only if your are going to vote for Bush. Everybody knows Kerry has already won because the Redskins lost. |
| 2004-11-01 09:13:28 425 Save the world! Save your ass! Vote for Bush tomorrow! |
| 2004-10-31 09:38:12 424 According to the SEC standings on EPSN, Mississippi State has won more conference games than Vanderbilt, Kentucky, and Arkansas! Even better is the notion that those three schools only have two conference wins between them all. When was the last time we were not last in the west? 2000? Being tied with Ole Miss at this point makes the Egg Bowl look even more promising. |
| 2004-10-31 07:48:30 423 The time freaking changed. Here I am getting up at "8:30" to get ready for Sunday School, get out of the shower and it turns out it is only 7:45. Wah. |
| 2004-10-28 00:29:34 422 News that matters for people who matter and stumble across sesser.net.: British are a bunch of "flaming fags" as the British say in true Anglo in voting Bush to be supreme villian of they year. Drawn Together is the best new animated series to date, a close first ahead of Sealab 2021. I mean, whose girlfriend loves Betty Boop? Mine! There were many many great quotes from that first episode, let us just hope that someone has got a .torrent for the first episode or nerds like Wes have it Tivoed. Tim 0 - Lambda Phi 3 If Tommy Henry was a big toad, would his children enjoy yellowjackets? I had my mighty audition for spring bands yesterday. I felt ok about it playing for the enlightened Elva K Lance. Sadly I cannot get a basketball scholarship because I did not march this fall. I wish I had marched because the show with the Batman theme was freaking awesome. I guess that is all for now, since Tony cannot think of anything interesting to say. |
| 2004-10-25 09:55:52 421 Seems like http://www.fireronzook.com/ is down right now because he was fired. http://www.keepzook.com/ is the site of the day. |
| 2004-10-24 02:51:59 420 The index numbers are fixed. This is the now just the most recent problem I have found in hosing /etc by running etc-update with the "don't ask any questions, just break all of my stuff and write whatever you want to over my files, I just am lazy and do not care." Not good I say. Not good at all. |
| 2004-10-24 02:28:13 419 My database is hosed. The index numbers are all wrong. How could it be? |
| 2004-10-23 15:30:12 418 So the game started going well and Bryan and I decided to go. Near the end of the first half we made it. The game was freaking awesome. The Tommyites picked on me for being late to the game. I had figured like everyone else that the spread was going to be beat by Florida AND it was going to rain. Thankfully neither happened. This is the second best MSU football game ever, the first was the Snow Bowl. I was prodded into going onto the field by the trumpets. I was at the goal post when it came down. I got to carry it across the field with the rest of the frat rats. Near the far endzone, I was less than 10 feet from Croom with a freaking goal post on my shoulder. Life is sweet. We crossed out at the corner near the M Club, the post was passed ahead over the fence. I managed to get over the fence and got to my car quickly. It is the fastest I have ever gotten off campus after a game. So I rushed home and got a shower, got to close the liquor store tonight. Note to self: do not wear flip flops when we play Florida. |
| 2004-10-22 02:20:40 417 wish we were playing SAI -ryar the SAI destroyar |
| 2004-10-21 14:40:25 416 School District Bans Halloween as to not offend "real" witches. Listen up, you pirate, I choose copyright! |
| 2004-10-20 16:56:08 415 In getting signed up for FreeiPods.com I signed up for a free trial of Netscape dial up access. Today I called to cancel it (for reference the number is 866 541 8233) and got this delightfully nice Indian accented woman. She wanted to upsell me to "Netscape ISP High Speed Web Accelerator" or something like that because it is "Five times faster!!" I asked her what it was five times faster than. She said my current connection. I went round and round for a bit and kept asking "Five times faster than what?" Apparently they do little but train people in a few keywords. She tried to give me an explanation of "if it takes five minutes to open a webpage then with high speed it would [unintelligible Indian]." I said "Oh ok, that is nice, but I still want to cancel." So that is that. |
| 2004-10-20 15:45:42 414 As we march ever closer to the Apocalypse, those liberal weenies otherwise known as the Ninth Circuit did something good. They denied a lawsuit again Bush and Rumsfeld that was brought on by a guy representing the world's whales, porpoises and dolphins. |
| 2004-10-16 14:53:57 413 "The government made it snow so that it would be easier to round up decent black people." - from Ice , a TV movie that appears to be the direct inspiration for Day After Tomorrow. |
| 2004-10-16 13:31:08 412 It is a Saturday and it is statistically impossible that MSU will lose a football game today! |
| 2004-10-13 07:57:40 411 Greatest Fark headline: Britney wants to change her last name to "Federline." Apparently "McUsedupskank" was already taken How many other people do you know who have brought their girlfriend's stethoscope to her on Main in Starkvegas at freaking 6 AM? |
| 2004-10-11 23:07:49 410 Chopper Dave is on! Whose little brother is a left winged Kerry supporting liberal? Not mine. |
| 2004-10-11 15:52:15 409 Canada is the European daughter left out on the doorstep with Britain's prodigal son next door. |
| 2004-10-08 09:23:51 408 Rule #2 for tonight's debate regarding restrictions for the public viewing area: No balloons filled with substances other than air or projectile launchers. That means that you can bring Stinger missles, sniper rifles, pea shooters, etc... into the debate as long as you put them into a balloon. With a weather balloon you could bring in a load of stuff. |
| 2004-10-08 09:00:40 407 BOFM 2004 #34 |
| 2004-10-08 01:54:10 406 At good ole Brewski's, I took ID #4 tonight. Sadly this one is not going into my collection. Note to silly kids: do not go into a place with someone else's ID who has worked there before. I left it taped to the wall so that the jackass who it belongs to can come get it. For a recount, #3 was an expired (in 2002) Georgia restricted DUI ID that very clearly states "Only Valid in Georgia." #2 is an expired (02/04) Mississippi license. Another note to the kids: if you are going to use your older buddies expired ID, memorize the freaking birthday. At least know the birthday, knowing the social helps too, but every four year old knows their birthday so hopefully twenty-one year olds will too. #1 is what got me started in this adventure. Kids came in a little before closing Brewski's a few months back and wanted a keg. That's right, a freaking keg. Standard procedure is to take information directly from their license. So the kid freaked out a little when he had to take it out of the wallet for me. It *was* a pretty ID, he had access to a real nice printer and photo paper, but there was no attempt at a hologram at all. I pulled the photo paper off and gave him back the real license that had been the backing. How nice of me, now all he had to do was run home and print another out. I wonder if it violates any kind of security laws if I were to scan these ID's and share with the rest of the internet. I *guess* it would be ethical to blur out the socials or something but that kills part of the fun. The recipe for the winning burger of the Build a Better Burger contest. My favorite is this one. Heart attack between two buns. People in Oklahoma are weenies. What this article leaves out about the "grammatical mistakes" is that instead of referring to the common pastime as "cow manure tossing" but "cowshit throw'n." Plus, to be one of the cool kids in Oklahoma, one has to help out reenacting one of those decisive Oklahoma battles that turned the war of Northern Aggression in favor of those damned Yankees. Yes, out of the seven mighty battles fought in Oklahoma, almost all of them involved the Confederates fighting at least some Native Americans. The last battle actually had Native AND African Americans fighting against Confederates. So just imagine the policial correctness of a group of Oklahoma Confederates firing cannons at Indians and black people while they are playing a game tossing cowshit! The ramifications are mind boggling! |
| 2004-10-04 23:52:19 405 Yay! Cron can use words now to run at the right time: @hourly ntpdate ra.msstate.edu |
| 2004-10-03 01:44:00 404 When having sound quality issues, first check to see that your audio cables are fully inserted. My pretty little 250 GB love child of a hard drive likes to crap out after being up for about 24 hours. I am blaming it on the cheap cheap controller card of course. Bill is in *testing* mode with my main 120 and the 250 running off of the primary interface. Hopefully this will teach me a lesson of buying crappy interface cards to go with expensive hard drives. I would like to learn that lesson instead of "Maxtor's suck" and have to send it back. |
| 2004-10-02 10:36:08 403 Mississippi State played like, well Mississippi State and LSU and Alabama played like, well Mississippi State. Blinkg out your watch! |
| 2004-10-02 02:40:56 402 When you go somewhere and end up talking to a girl who graduated from ACCS in 1988, should you feel old? There were more profound thoughts but they have lost their anchors. |
| 2004-09-29 16:06:32 401 Giant fly attacks Mount St. Helens!! |
| 2004-09-28 08:07:23 400 The new php stuff is coming, I promise it has more functionality, like comments from the enlightenened few whom I will deem worthy, until then: Here are some foolproof ways to tell if your wife is making dirty movies behind your back: -- Every couple of weeks she has to fly to California to care for a "sick aunt." -- When in bed, she just lies there until you yell "Action!" -- Just as you're about to make love, she asks, "What's my motivation?" -- She keeps getting mail addressed to "Patty O'Plenty." -- Whenever you go out, drooling men ask her for her autograph. -- She looks suspiciously like the Hustler pin-up in your neighbor's garage. -- She knows sexual positions that would put a circus contortionist in the hospital. -- She wears a micro miniskirt and six-inch spike heels to go grocery shopping. -- On your joint tax return she lists her occupation as "passion princess." |
| 2004-09-23 11:23:32 399 Apparently the MSU Drumline has a discussion forum. They must have linked something to me but I cannot find it. These guys are talking about these girls. |
| 2004-09-23 11:09:10 398 This is awful, but it is the neatest election I have ever seen. I am playing around with a comment feature as I have time to write the code, so that is why those funky things about comments and logging in can be seen. So pay no attention to the comments behind the curtain. |
| 2004-09-22 15:26:47 397 When upgrading to apache-2.0.51 from 2.0.40 in Gentoo, the ServerRoot gets clobbered and you get this in starting apache: /etc/init.d/apache2 start * Starting apache2... Syntax error on line 22 of /etc/apache2/conf/apache2.conf: Cannot load /etc/apache2/modules/mod_access.so into server: /etc/apache2/modules/mod_access.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or director [ !! ] The fix is simple, just change ServerRoot (line 7 of /etc/apache2/conf/apache2.conf) to be /usr/lib/apache2 instead of /etc/apache2 Yay it works! |
