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2004-07-02 13:59:53 366

Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE -- Best Slashdot headline ever!

As of July 1, I am at $16.

2004-06-30 20:04:23 365

To be loved, be lovable. In bed.

2004-06-30 18:22:47 364

"Yes," I say, muting the phone. "I made some quick changes to the Squid and Mozilla source allowing me to pick a client IP on the proxy and basically get the same content as them."
"Smooth," the PFY responds, nodding. "What if they're using IE?"
"I've dumbed Mozilla down to cope with it."

2004-06-29 11:01:09 363

The weekend was wonderful. Except for the rain. And it is still raining every day in Starkvegas too. Please let it stop.

2004-06-22 20:56:46 362

Only on Thursdays. -- Andrew Sesti

2004-06-22 20:49:28 361

That just means he is full of sperm! -- Christopher Brumfield

2004-06-19 14:44:54 360

Fark headline: Teleportation is possible -- just don't do it wearing a red shirt. I am such a nerd because I understand this reference.

2004-06-18 00:37:03 359

It's because you are not Asian and not in vet school. -- Christopher Brumfield

Has Tony ever dated a hot chick? -- unknown

She's fat and ugly? -- Jim Muncie

Where are all the white women at? -- Blazing Saddles

I don't have a quote damnit!!! -- Bryan Ware

I see that you have lost your virginity, so would you mind letting me play around in the box that it came in? -- Bryan Ware

Is your sister a virgin? -- Christopher Brumfield

Is Andrew really gay? -- unknown

Stop telling your mom where we hang out. -- Christopher Brumfield

My brother is asleep at 12:18, what a homo! -- Jim Sesser

It can't pump enough blood. -- Christopher Brumfield

Kerry sucks! -- everyone in the room

Teddy R was the second best president ever. -- Jim Sesser

2004-06-16 04:22:30 358

Me + Emily officially broke a year on the 15th. Yay!

2004-06-11 13:32:25 357

Added some more functionality to my mighty PHP. Now each post is numbered and the number links to the individual post. Why spend the time and effort to do this? I don't really know.

2004-06-10 23:21:54 356

Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti Andrew Sesti

There is method to the madness.

2004-06-10 19:51:43 355

Why is this beer out over here? - Bryan

Because I haven't drank it yet. - Jeremy

2004-06-08 22:34:10 354

Life is a blast in Starkvegas. Going to go home for the first time since December this weekend. Nothing much interesting has happened in a while. Saw Shreck 2, it is wonderful. Sunday was the annual Crissey "let's take the employee's out to the lake before they murder someone." Knee boarding is way harder than it looks. I tried half a dozen times before I got on. Emily is a freaking pro, just hopped right up on the board. Justin the new package store guy could do flips and all kind of neato stuff. Well maybe not flips, but at least 180's. The end result of all of this is that Emily and I are both almost too sore to move.

2004-05-30 23:32:43 353

I had always thought that my brother was exaggerating the terrible roads of Arkansas until I actually drove over there. I found this article which confirms it even more.

2004-05-30 01:47:04 352

Did what?

2004-05-30 01:46:33 351

Jim did it.

2004-05-30 01:35:49 350

It's been one hell of a night! My dog had a litter of puppies and believe it or not, they are all female. Time to head to Wisconson to sell them all. Go Packers! -an ode from Sesti's phone, otherwise known as TJ

2004-05-28 21:41:08 349

So the Rapist says I have to update my website. What a tool. He is a tool. In the toolshed. And he is not a sharp one at that. He is dull. Duller than dull. Like a sledgehammer. The dullest of dull dull tools.

She was short and fat?

2004-05-24 15:36:21 348

Einstein sucks anyway.

2004-05-20 19:44:25 347

Fixed the problem where www.sesser.net was not being resolved. Plain Jane sesser.net has been working for several days now.

2004-05-18 20:03:19 346

Bill has been moved to 30G where the DSL is 3Mbit since my unenlightened roommate turned the DSL at I7 off. What an ass. A dirty ass.

2004-05-09 15:51:16 345

nigritude ultramarine

2004-05-07 14:27:37 344

A in Op Sys! Means I pulled a 93 or better on the final.

2004-05-07 12:41:34 343

Formal. Pictures. Now.

Muncie still has not made me another cd. Wah.

2004-05-06 12:48:13 342

Beware the mighty cicadas and the havoc they shall bring against mere mortal men!

From the Cicada FAQ:

Q: I'm planning an outdoor wedding; what can I expect from the uninvited wedding guests?

A: An occasional cicada landing on a guest, and the guest screaming. The constant hum of the cicada love song. Bodies of dead cicadas littering the ground. An occasional cicada crawling on a chair, table or barbecue.

2004-05-04 20:53:17 341

"Treat em like you'd treat a bug. HIT IT WITH A TRUCK!" -- Ryan Beets

2004-05-04 12:05:36 340

Exams suck.

The following is from the happiest ebay listing ever for an IBM laptop older than mine:

Some of the many features of this model include:
  • A brilliant COLOR active matrix display- It is crisp and clear and easy on the eyes!
  • TrackPoint III mouse- The built in mouse allows for pointing, selecting, and dragging without lifting your hands from the keyboard!
  • An Intel Pentium 100 MHZ processor- Pentium technology is a must for optimum performance and reliability!
  • Built in EDO memory- Enhances performance with fast memory access!
  • Built in microphone and speaker, and a headphone or external speakers jack.
  • Power management system- Sets the computer to different modes to save battery power when you are not using the full power of the computer!
  • 2 PCMCIA slots- You can plug in modems, network cards, cdrom, external drives, etc.!

    The best part is: This laptop comes with an upgraded 40 megs of ram and a large 775 meg hard drive!

    I'm a nerd. But it's funny.

  • 2004-05-04 00:23:15 339

    Eli Manning's webpage

    2004-04-29 19:53:19 338

    Turns out that it is very possible to bike from campus to Avalon without too much time on major roads. My car is back at the music building, so I came all of the way across campus. Rode the bike path from the chapel to University. Rode down University until it turns into that other road and eventually hit Reed and crossed to the other side of 82. Went the back way from Emily's apartment to the new 25 and made it here. Next time I am going to use the "Emergency Vehicles Only" entrance from the Green Oaks neighborhood onto Stark and cut a few out of the way miles. The worse part was the new 25 stretch because it was so freaking windy that I had to pedal to go downhill.

    2004-04-29 19:17:16 337

    "Quick! Somebody drill a hole in that tree if I can't catch the dog!"

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